In the lead cut from his latest album ("My Unit Looks Like A Pitchfork" - Al Jezeera Records - ©2010) noted terrorist, coward, asshole, and all -around bastard Osama bin Laden expressed his strong beliefs toward climate change. Joining him in this deluded weatherfest, and performing as back-up vocalists, were Barack Insane Obama, Jimmy "Wuss" Carter, Nancy "Bug Eyes" Pelosi, Internet creator Al Gore " and a host of the delusional and delirious.
Many will remember Pelosi's break-out hit from earlier this year, "My Thyroid is on Steroids."
Bin Laden called on the world to boycott American goods and the U.S. dollar, blaming the super power who could make his ass glow in the dark of not only causing a rise in the temperature of the earth's crust, but also of failing to cut the crusts off his bread no matter how much he whined. Bin Laden also said that the way to stop climate change/global warming was to "Bring the wheels of the American economy to a halt."
This is quite an intellectual leap for bin Laden - leading spokesman for all people who speak in gutteral grunts and bird whistles and whose foreheads display a pronounced occipital ridge - especially when one discovers that his followers have yet to discover the wheel.
When asked if he had an qualms over joining hands with a rabid killer who should be sentenced to a lifetime of waterboarding, Barack Obama opted for a diplomatic response.
"I like to call it consensus building," he said.
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