Obama Bows To Queen of Tampa. Says, "I just wanted to look down her shirt."

Burdened by the sheer tonnage of the lies he has been spouting for the last year, Barack Obama today bowed to the mayor of Tampa, Fl.  Upon meeting Mayor Pam Iorio at MacDill Air Force Base, on Thursday, Jan. 28, 2010, Obama bowed about half as deeply as he did to the king of Saudi Arabia.

"This is Bush's fault," said Obama. "When I took office I inherited a mess, which was compounded by a serious lack of subservience to foreign powers and a severe absence of bowing. I apologize for bowing to an actual American, and to make up for that I will drop to my knees the next time I see Osama bin Laden"